Operators are standing by at the Doofus Brothers Call Center to take your order.

Doofus Brothers merchandise guy, “Little Dickie” Dugan.

Purchase 8-tracks, cassettes, CDs, hats, T-shirts, bobble-head dolls, used plumbing fixtures, Florida land and much much more at any Doofus Brothers Show!  Or call 1-800-555-1414 to place your telephone order with the Doofus Brothers Call Center!